Stand up In IT

Spoken; Now This Song Is Going Out To All You Playa’s Wanna Be Playa’s Wanna Be Pimps Mack Daddy’s or What Ever You Call Yourself.
Well You Better Get Your Game Face On Cause This Old Ladie Told Me One Time, She Said Son You Men think You Know What Women Want But You Don’t And Then She Went On to Tell Me Story and It Goes Something Like This

All You Wanna Be Lovers there’s something you need to know 
Now This Old lady Told Me a Story A Long Time Ago
She Said (Name) Men Think They Know What Women Want
But the truth about the whole thing is boy they really don’t
She said I had a man who thought he was the world greatest
Lover But when you add his time up he was just a five-minute brother. (Laugh)
He used to lick it, He used to Stroke it, you one Night We were making love he said that thing is so damn good I want to put it in my pipe and smoke it (Laugh)

She Said (Name) you need to know
You can lick and you can stroke 
And you can Kiss it and and you can eat it 
But you ain’t did a doggone thing until you 
Stand Up In It
You Got To Stand Up In It

Now This Wanna Be Brother
Who Thought He Was the Worlds Greatest Lover
Stopped By My House the other day and caught me with my part-time lover
He Said Baby Oh Baby Why You Messing Around On Me
I Make Sure Your Rent Is Paid
I Make Sure Your Cable’s  on
Just the Other Day I Bought You A Cell Phone
Baby Oh Baby Why You Do Me This Way

She said (Name) Men Think They Know What Women Want
But The Truth About The whole Thing Is boy They Really don’t
Now you can lick and you stroke it but you ain’t did a doggone thing
Until You Stand Up In it
Now you can eat it and you can lick
But you haven’t done a doggone thing until you stand up in it
Ad Lib Out
Stand on up in 
Somebody Said A Women Got To Have She Got To Feel It Boy Everytime
Old Bobby Womack said and he  Was Right to
The Moral To This Story Is You Can Eat It Stroke It Lick Do Anything You Want to 
But you ain’t did a doggone thing until you stand Up In IT