It's Cheaper To Keep Her

It's cheaper to keep her
It's cheaper to keep her

When your little girl makes you mad
And you get an attitude and pack your bags
Five little children that you're leaving behind
Son you're gonna pay some alimony or do some time

It's cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her)
It's cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her)
See when you get to staring that judge in the face
You're gonna wanna cuss the whole human race
That's why it's cheaper to keep her 
(it's cheaper to keep her)
(it's cheaper to keep her)
(it's cheaper, it's cheaper, it's cheaper, it's cheaper)
(it's cheaper to keep her)


You didn't pay but two dollars to bring the little girl home
Now you're about to pay two thousand to leave her alone
See another woman out there, and you wanna make a change
She ain't gonna watch you 'cause you won't have a damn thing


It's cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her)
It's cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her)
By the time you get through looking at the judge in the face
You're gonna wanna cuss the whole human race
It's cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her)
It's cheaper to keep her (It's cheaper to keep her)
(It's cheaper, it's cheaper, it's cheaper, it's cheaper)
(it's cheaper to keep her)

I know you think the grass is greener
Way over on the other side
When that judge give you that dirty look
You might as well put your money in mamas pocketbook
That's why it's cheaper to keep her
It cost too much to leave her now
I know it's cheaper to keep her
Cause you're gonna pay some alimoney if you leave home
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